Pretending to be The Doctor.Person on phone: Hello, would you like to buy-Me: I am The Doctor, how may I help you?Person on phone: Well, I am selling this-Me: Already got ten of those in the TARDIS.Person on phone: In the what?Me: The TARDIS. Time and relative dimension in space.Person on phone: Oh, um, ok. Anyway, I am also selling-Me: *Engine sounds*Person on phone: Mam are you alright?Me: I am The Doctor! Not mam! and no, my TARDIS is on fire!Person on phone: It is on fire?Me: Yes! I must be going!I AM COMING SEXY! DON'T WORRY!Person: What?Me: *hangs up*